smiles, monsters, and magic



posted 7 hours ago via iclemyer · © evrdeeen with 1,541 notes

sorryforpartybarackin:

the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out


are-you-seduced-yet:

[VIOLENTLY THINKS OF HOW CUTE YOU ARE AND HOW NICE IT WOULD BE TO HOLD YOU ON A DAILY BASIS]


superblys:

Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR?  QUARREL SIR!  NO, SIR.




Just walked by a group of toddlers on a preschool field trip. As I passed, one boy pointed and yelled “WHO are you?! Who ARE you?!”

…there’s no real point to that story. I just wanted to share.


norulesnobras:

neilpatrickheaven:

i just really want a musical where theres one character who doesnt know how any of the songs go